Read by Eddie Arthur in Geordie.

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Praise Dog.

Snuck in the gate looking for scraps.
Bad Man closed the gate and I was trapped.
Rope on my neck. Kick on my tail.

Dumb Dog.

Jesus snuck in the gate looking for me.
Slipped off the rope and we were running.
Who the Devil gonna kick now?

Free Dog.

Snoozing on the porch in a patch of sun.
Bad Man passes by the gate. I just growl.
Jesus rubs my neck where the rope left a scar.

Praise Dog.

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