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by David Ker
I’m sorry that I took your cookie.
I saw it on the plate and didn’t know it was yours.
And now you’re gone and I’m all alone.
There are crumbs on the plate and they’re all I have to remind me of you.
O, take back your cookie.
It was so good but now you’re gone.
And it’s just a little bit of sludge in the cup.
In the bottom of my cup of milk.
That’s all there is.
It wasn’t worth it. Please come back.
O please come back!
[Hilary: David, please you’re scaring the children.]
[David: O, sorry OK…]
[Kids: No, we like it!]
ברוך אתה ה’ א‑לוהינו מלך העולם, בורא מיני מזונות.
Barukh ata Adonai Eloheinu Melekh ha‑olam, bo’re minei m’zonot.
Note: JK’s reference is to this Jewish prayer: “Blessed are You, LORD, our God, King of the universe, who creates varieties of nourishment.”
See Wikipedia for a nice list.
By the way, professor, those prayers would be a great LL frame.
Sweet the sin, bitter the taste in my mouth