Some weird Greek dude named Theophrastus claimed that I would be more macho if I drove a Hummer rather than my Ford F-150. Wrong-a-rooni.
Only wussies drive Hummers. A Hummer is like a Tonka truck for guys with no chest hair and an iPod.
Napoleon would have driven a Hummer.
But a Ford F-150 is a man’s truck. Try sticking your James Blunt CD in the radio of a Ford. It spits it right out with hay and tobacco stains all over it. Willie Nelson and Metallica are all it will listen to.
Randy Newman drives a Ford. I just betcha. Here he is singing the classic Short People:
Lyrics here: Short People.
you boys know nothing – macho petrol head rednecks suck eggs. Real men cycle, row, swim, sail, ride a horse and run.
Real men ride a horse? Only teenage girls ride horses. But then no surprise everything is upside down in Kiwi-land – or in South Africa for that matter, David’s blood must have rushed to his head when he arrived in the southern hemisphere.
Bikers shave their legs and that is NOT macho.
Hummers are evil. No two ways about it.
Boring short people and Hummers!! US President Obama in his inagural speech said “The God given promise that all are equal, all are free, and all deserve a chance to persue their full measure of happiness.” Was it God that said that, or Abraham Lincoln?
Steve, I think God inspired the first part “all are equal, all are free” in Galatians 3:28, 5:1 etc – at least referring to Christians. Not so sure about the pursuit of happiness part.