This passage can ONLY mean that the Rapture of Christians will be Soon — apparently during the lifespan of Pope John Paul II, which we know isn’t very long due to his advanced age!
This is truly GOOD NEWS!
Bible Code in English! King James Version has hidden messages.
In my analysis I have also discovered some other amazing messages:
This can ONLY mean, “POPE JOHN PAUL WINKed while being RAPTUREd and we were left BEHIND with demonic KATZ.”
This is truly BAD NEWS!!!
Wow! Proof at last that KJV is the only true inspired Word of God! Proof that all of us who doubt this were left behind when the rapture took place while John Paul II was alive! The true believers disappeared without us even noticing, because they were so few, as Jesus predicted in Matthew 7:14. The KJV must be true after all! Is there time for us to repent and save ourselves from the current Tribulation before Jesus comes again?
Sorry, you’re too late. I’m food hoarding and cutting up all my credit cards.
[...] 2009 June 9 by Bitsy Griffin Over at Lingamish, David Ker has explained the mystery behind the Bible Code (KJV of course!). I’m so glad David did this (and linked us to a reliable source) because [...]
Gentlemen, I am not sure if you were aware, but making fun of God (see Stephen Anderson) is a sin. Further, since the KJV-1611 is the one true Holy Bible (it is, because on the cover are the words ‘Holy Bible) then you would do well not to blaspheme it.
Further, with each purchase is a golden ticket to rapture land! St. Peter has a strict policy at the golden gates – no KJV-1611, no entry.
I wish you’d stop saying Holy Bible. There are no holes in any of my bibles. Not even the 1611 facsimile, which must be proof of divine preservation in a book that olde.
david–
i noticed also that your snippet of the facsimile containing ‘rapture’ and ‘pope’ and ‘john paul ii’
also contains ‘yezu’ and ‘keanst’ and ‘meoo,’ which as we all know is old mesopotamian for ‘jesus hates cats.’
i’m suprised you didn’t notice that.