Some of my Christian friends are getting into Zen these days and so I thought I might offer a statistical method for deciding who’s cooler: Buddha or Jesus.
| Jesus | Buddha | ||
| 1 Commandment | +1 | 8 fold path | +8 |
| Nice hair | +1 | Bald | -1 |
| followers chant meaningless songs | -10 | ditto | -10 |
| 174,000,000 Google results | +1 | 21,600,000 Google results | -1 |
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0 |
| Rose from the dead | +5 | Died of bad cooking | -1 |
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+1 |  |
-1 |
| Final score: | -1 | -6 |
Jesus wins.
Yeah, but what about Moses? My comparison of the Moses and Jesus action figures suggested a close contest.
I loved that post.