The Hippo has returned from retirement because of pressure from the many lingapotamus fans out there. In order to keep my main blog clean and free of dangerous water animals I’ve created an entire hippo sanctuary at http://lingamish.com/hippo.

The Hippo has started writing its own advice column. If you have fashion, finance, technology or relationship questions, head on over and ask a question. The lingapotamus art gallery is also hosted there.

Click here to Ask the Hippo.