I need to copyright this quick. Here’s a draft of the label for my new coffee. Any suggestions?
They can’t help it. It’s in their vowels. According to work done by numerous researchers it has been shown that saying certain vowels can increase your facial temperature and worsen your mood. The happiest vowel is [i] as in “cheese!” and the unhappiest vowel is [ɯ], the close back unrounded vowel favored [...]
Editor’s note: 148 is possibly the worst joke of all time. I list it here strictly for historical purposes.
A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. “What do you call that?”, asks the bartender. “I call him Tiny, because he’s my newt!”
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a [...]

