lingamish
making a lot of noise. listening for the signal.
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hippo coffeeI need to copyright this quick. Here’s a draft of the label for my new coffee. Any suggestions?

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From comics A certain person in my house who shall remain nameless claimed that no one [...]

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image Do you doubt the existence of the Almighty?  Or maybe you’re simply not sure if there’s a God up there or not. If this describes you, you probably envy your religious friends and their unwavering belief in a higher power. They don’t  have a care in the world, because [...]

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shut up and smile This comic is in honor of my little sister, Denise. Amazing how such a rotten little sister could have grown up to be such a wonderful adult (and friend). Here’s a strip version of the same comic. Which do you like better? Here’s the last example, I promise: [...]

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mozambique elevations Trivia Tete is only 432 feet above sea level despite being 250 miles from the sea. Even though Mueda is lower than Nampula its climate is much cooler. The two cushiest assignments in Mozambique are Chimoio and Lichinga. Our [...]

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She's not grumpy. She's German. They can’t help it. It’s in their vowels. According to work done by numerous researchers it has been shown that saying certain vowels can increase your facial temperature and worsen your mood. The happiest vowel is [i] as in “cheese!” and the unhappiest vowel is [ɯ], the close back unrounded vowel favored [...]

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How appropriate that the taxi driver was jamming to Dire Straits while driving me through Nampula. This footage is ascending the FPLM road toward the SIL center. I could make up a whole songlist for lonely guys like me on the road: I’m a long long way from [...]

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Editor’s note: 148 is possibly the worst joke of all time. I list it here strictly for historical purposes.

A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. “What do you call that?”, asks the bartender. “I call him Tiny, because he’s my newt!”
A magician walks down an alley and turns into a [...]

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"I'd rather be a Calvinist than a small white dog." by David Ker

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"I'd rather be a Calvinist than a statue." by David Ker

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"I’d rather be a Calvinist than an armadillo." by David Ker

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"I’d rather be a Calvinist than a poultry inspector" by David Ker